Coming to a screen near you*!

If you liked Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus[1], now there comes the fruit of that union. You thought it was safe to go back in the water? Now, the birth of an unholy chimera means it isn’t even safe to even stand near water:

Sharktopus: the movie that came about when movie execs asked “what’s more scary that a shark?” and someone answered “a shark with legs!”[2].

And in case you didn’t watch Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus[3], here are some clips:

* a small one, I don’t think you can watch it at the cinema, not that you’d want to. And probably only in America.

1. You are a nutter.

2. And then someone else said “a shark with LOTS of legs!”. And then, after they’d all finished laughing, they made the film anyway.

3. Sensible